How I Plan On STICKING IT TO THE MAN!!!
1) First, I plan on telling everyone how HARD CORE I am by boycotting the
2) Hopefully all the REAL anarchists will help me boycott the election too!
Otherwise they're total statist-traitors who I will refuse to associate myself
with (YEAH!! LET'S FURTHER DIVIDE OURSELVES SO WE CAN
SMASH THE STATE!!!).
3) Once the candidate who I can more closely identify with is taken down by the
Christian, war-mongering candidate, it won't even matter because I'll have
empowered myself in the struggle further by abandoning all of capitalism's
worthless accessories such as clothing, housing and food! I'll be the state's
worst nightmare! A homeless, hippie in the woods!
So rise with me fellow anarchists! Let's disempower ourselves
to the point where we have absolutely no influence on society
so that we can topple this regime of corporate slavery!
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